LEMONIPSUM

Don't push it Liz, let it happen. There's gonna be a Mama Mia! You know I can’t wear green, Jenna! The Clinique lady says I have witch undertones. I don’t care. I’ll start my own group. Rejection from society is what created X-Men! Hey, that was a lady with a plan. Diapers, Mace, Houston to Orlando in nine hours - blam-o! Lovers... oh, that word bums me out unless it’s between meat and pizza. If you're ordering me an edible arrangement to say thanks, I'd prefer a meat one.

Cause living a lie will eat you up inside. Like that parasite I got from eating sushi on Amtrak. If I have learned anything from my Sims family: When a child doesn’t see his father enough he starts to jump up and down, then his mood level will drop until he pees himself. Look, in Cleveland, I'm a model. Can I share with you my worldview? All of humankind has one thing in common: the sandwich. I believe that all anyone really wants in this life is to sit in peace and eat a sandwich. God, three weddings in one day, I'm going to be in Spanx for 12 hours. My elastic line is gonna get infected again. All God’s children are terrible.

Yeah, well, that's not going to work for me. Because Jenna is immune to whiskey and Tracy is afraid of juice. Did you know that if you're a pilot, that Chilis will seat you right away even if the pilot's dinner companion has just been yelling at the hostess? You can’t be gay for just one person. Unless you’re a lady, and you meet Ellen. Do you need sex advice? Here's a tip. Sometimes a lady likes to leave her blazer on. I wolfed my Teamster sub for you! Hey, that was a lady with a plan. Diapers, Mace, Houston to Orlando in nine hours - blam-o!